What is up with Craigslist?

[bagobones]

I guess Geno needz a smaller whip than this CHECY Astro bcuz he had got all the pussy he can get in this shitbox with the seat that foldz onto a bed so he wont b needin it.

http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/cto/969256065.html

[mrbones]

That chev isa pussy maganet.. Dat whip b dope.

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Our favorite (famous) Tampa Snowmobile is back! Since it now goes faster (80 MPH vs 60 MPH) it warrants a higher price ($1,000 vs $650).

NEW LISTING
LOOK AT THIS YAMAHA 500CC 727 849 1604 RON - $1000 (NPR) OBO OR TRADE FOR A OFF ROAD TOY. RUN GREAT WITH THE RIGHT TIRS ON IT IT WILL DO 80 MPR. THIS 3 WHEELER IS ONE OF A KIND.

http://tampa.craigslist.org/psc/mcy/987662878.html

OLD LISTING
converted snowmobile street ready runs great. Run about 50 to 60 miles per hour. needs nothing ready to go $650 obo. for more info call

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Our favorite (famous) Tampa Snowmobile is back!

Now here's how you do the snowmobile thing!

[mrbones]

 

[mrbones]

Wow, what a deal......     It looks like a pile of crap in plastic buckets.

http://tampa.craigslist.org/psc/mcy/1015035732.html

Miscellaneous Harley Parts pipes, mufflers, seats, windshields, foot pegs, engine casings, trailer hitch, crash bars, chain guards, new gaskets, mirrors etc. You name it it's here! Many parts still in factory packages. Asking $1500.00 or best offer for all

[mrbones]

These dumbass scammers on Craig's List have got to go!

If you're gonna try and scam people from Florida with a $4000 Harley, AT LEAST try and do it with a picture that doesn't have snow on the ground. That's an easy tip off that this bike is NOT in Tampa Bay.

[dt]

These dumbass scammers on Craig's List have got to go!

If you're gonna try and scam people from Florida with a $4000 Harley, AT LEAST try and do it with a picture that doesn't have snow on the ground. That's an easy tip off that this bike is NOT in Tampa Bay.

Must have been pulled. I went into to give it a "flag" and it's gone.

[mrbones]

Here's a fine CX500 for $3500 (it was $3650 on a previous ad). "1979 Honda CX50 in near mint condition. Has not been riden since 1984. Must go out the door." Besides the typos, $3500?!! It hasn't been started in 24 years! I'll give you $100 for it!

Hahaaahahaa!!

It's back for sale! Now it's ONLY $3000!

"1979 Honda CX500 in near mint condition. Has not been riden since 1984. Must go out the door.Price reduced since last listing"

http://tampa.craigslist.org/pnl/mcy/1042998345.html

 

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World record run-on and totally incomprehensible Craigslist sentence:

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"Up for sale is a 350 Warrior (4 wheeler). Its a great 4wheeler but with some problems it stop running a little while ago when i lost my key and i had to hot wire it a couple times and one of the times sparks came out of it and it stoped running i got told to buy a new ignition and a cdi box which are both brand new very expensive cdi box will make the 4wheeler faster and a battery which i never had the time and money after i bought everything else but if it dont start after the battery you need to buy whats listed in the third picture and everything should go well.. Any questions give me a call ... ask for Vinny"

http://tampa.craigslist.org/psc/mcy/1124085435.html

[mrbones]

Both those bikes belong in a crusher.

[mrbones]

Huh?

http://tampa.craigslist.org/pnl/mcy/1117461422.html

1972 Suzuki 90 cc motor
Was my project, can be yours

[dt]

Huh?
1972 Suzuki 90 cc motor
Was my project, can be yours

Is he selling it for $50 or offering to pay someone $50 to take the pile of junk off his hands?

[dt]

It must be "Spring Cleaning-Sell your Pile of Shit" week at Craigslist:

VW TRIKE with fiberglass body - $400 (seffner)
VW trike with fiberglass body motor needs rebuilt clear title $400 cash

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1973 Yamaha MX 360 - $2300 (Spring Hill)
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Reply to:see below
Date: 2009-05-28, 3:12PM EDT
Attention AHRMA-VINTAGE RACERS, here is a beautiful MX 360 needing a new home. Very original with nice add-ons. Circle-F pipe with Supertrapp tuneable silencer, Mulholland rear shocks, Pro-tec chain tensioner, new tires.Runs great and pulls hard for a 36 year old bike.Needs a correct air filter assembly. Serious Inquiries only-NO TRADES.
http://tampa.craigslist.org/hdo/mcy/1193538718.html

*****

Look what popped up on Craigslist today.

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2003 H-D 883R $4500
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Reply to:sale-whmyp-1195618194@craigslist.org
Date: 2009-05-29, 5:42PM EDT

ONLY 2000 MILES ON THIS BIKE! HAS MANY UPGRADES AND EXTRAS INCUDING PIPES! WE ACCEPT TRADES AND PROVIDE FINANCING!

[dt]

1977 yamaha 750 - $200 (tampa fla)
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Reply to:sale-8kkym-1195645421@craigslist.org
Date: 2009-05-29, 5:59PM EDT

here a 1977 yamaha 750 motor is good bike is sold as is comes with a bill of sale theres no title has plenty of good parts thank you mark

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HONDA CR250 2 stroke - $2000 (CLEARWATER)
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Reply to:sale-fykcu-1195554749@craigslist.org
Date: 2009-05-29, 5:04PM EDT

I HAVE A HONDA CR250 2 STROKE THAT I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT

ITS ALL FIXED UP WITH PIPES, EXAUST, SUSPENSION, CHROME AND MORE - EVERYTHING HAS BEEN DONE TO THIS BIKE ALL QUALITY PARTS NICE, CLEAN, RARE - BLACK AND WHITE , NO TIME TO RIDE. $2000.00 BIKE IS APPARENTLY WORTH 3K

[dt]

REDUCED - 1999 HARLEY DAVIDSON SPORSTER 883 O/B/O - $4000 (ODESSA-TAMPA)
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Reply to:see below
Date: 2009-05-29, 10:18AM EDT

1999 HARLEY DAVIDSON SPORSTER 883 O/B/O SADDLE BAGS DRAG PIPES DRAG BARS

[dt]

Antique Motorscooter - $3500 (Pinellas County)
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Reply to:sale-ffvz7-1194541032@craigslist.org
Date: 2009-05-29, 6:26AM EDT

1960 Harley Davidson Topper 100% complete. Needs to be properly restored.

[mrbones]

lol, that is so funny. I've seen those dusty scooters so many times.

Those early Yamaha dirt bikes's are pretty rare huh?

[dt]

1998 Honda CR 80 - $175 (springhill)
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Date: 2009-06-05, 1:15PM EDT

1998 Cr 80 needs work like clutch cable,rearwheel bearings and some gear dogs but it is a complete bike thats been sitting in dry storage for 2 years...many good parts if you need them.
http://tampa.craigslist.org/psc/mcy/1206841672.html

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***REDUCED AGAIN*** 05 ZX6R - $4000 (RUSKIN, FL)
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Date: 2009-06-05, 7:59PM EDT

I have a 2005 Kawasaki Ninja ZX-6R 636 CCs - blue with 12K miles.

I was asking $5,500 OBO. I need out from under the payments! Beautiful bike, breaks my heart to get rid of it! Has after market exhaust - sounds amazing! Also has after market blinkers. Other than that, it is basically stock. It just had a new battery installed and an oil change at Cahills in Zephyrhills. Female driven. One owner. Never laid. Paint is immaculate. Comes with rear seat and solo cap. 12k miles

*~*GIVE ME $4K AND TAKE IT HOME*~* THIS IS A DISGUSTING STEAL FOR THIS UNIT AND WE ALL KNOW IT!!! COME AND GET IT!!!
http://tampa.craigslist.org/hil/mcy/1207545195.html

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76' KAWASAKI KZ400 Cafe Racer - $650 (Brandon)
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Date: 2009-06-05, 6:49PM EDT

In good condition 8600 miles. Good title. Paid $400 but put $300 into seals parts, and labor. Needs alittle work. HATE to get rid of it, but I'm young guy who should be making more money.

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$650-($400+$300)=($50) loss. Good start, young man...and Kelly Blue Book lists the value as $380.

[dt]

2007 liftan 200 cc crochrocket - $750 (largo)
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Date: 2009-06-05, 4:42PM EDT

2007 liftan 200 cc crochrocket with only 3400 miles.the bike has been sitting for a year and had bad gas, i cleaned the tank and the carb it runs good but sometimes it spits and sputers the carb mite need cleaned agin or rebuilt thats why its only 750 cash thats my bottum doller so dont even ask. this bike is like new, tires and all but it did sit in the rain for a little while, it has a new batery and is ready for a new owner and this bike is fast for a 200 cc motor at this price you cant go roung

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at that price you cant go roung…and you can bet your bottum doller