How NOT to look cool on a bike.

[bagobones]

Ok, I'm a "to each his own" kinda guy when it comes to bikers, and much slack is given when deserved. But what is this guy thinking? I snapped this photo through the windshield yesterday as my son drove me to work.

Violations:

1. sweat pants.
2. gym shoes.
3. wearing #1 and #2 with a leather jacket.
4. Nazi-style novelty helmet, also not good a look with #1 and #2.
5. BALD tire. Look close-it's pretty scary. Most likely due to #7 (see below).
6. I don't know what's in the NEC case, but it must be important since it is secured with a CHAIN. Oh wait, the chain is secured with a bungee cord. Nevermind.
7. Now this guy was BIG. I'm guessing about 6'4'', 250+. That poor little bike he was on could not have been bigger than a 500cc, so when he "gunned" it it sounded like the engine was going to explode. Then he sputtered off to the right and into that gas station where he had to fill it up YET AGAIN, I imagine.

I had to snap the picture quickly. He looked pretty mean so I didn't want to anger him. He wouldn't have caught up to my Benz on that bike, but he might have jumped off and busted into a sprint with those sweatpants and running shoes. We would have been goners.

Man, what a sorry sight.

[flapug]

[mrbones]

SHEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeiot.................there goes my outfit for Leesburg.

I'll be wearing this instead. Hope you boys like it.

[dcameras]

        

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SHEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeiot.................there goes my outfit for Leesburg.

I'll be wearing this instead. Hope you boys like it.

If you can’t grow the moustache by then, we’ll find you a stray cat to use.

[bagobones]

I actually saw this guy again today. Same jacket, helmet and crappy NEC case. I didn't see any sweatpants this time though.

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I actually saw this guy again today. Same jacket, helmet and crappy NEC case. I didn't see any sweatpants this time though.